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'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Fancy a pint?

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk

'Trick or Treat?'

'I love cooking with kids...they go with everything.'

'I have this empty feeling inside me.'

'Don't worry, I still need to visit you another eight times.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

My folks have always been big on safety in numbers.

"That's the best I can do."

"Are you sure you want the treat? My husband says my trick is a real treat."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'As Hallowe'en drew to a close, Mr Johnson at Number 37 came to regret his inability to say no...'

Witches flying south for the winter.

1893: Halloween in Transylvania.

Scary stuff

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Trick or treaters run from Dracula's house

"Trick-or-treat!"

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"Doctor, I can't stop saying 'Spooky' anytime anyone brings up literally anything."

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

"Like you never made a mistake."

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

Chiller Theatre

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"