Spooky Season Lover Gifts

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

'Are these your pumpkins? We found them in the middle of the street totally smashed!'

Fancy a pint?

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk

'Trick or Treat?'

'I love cooking with kids...they go with everything.'

'I have this empty feeling inside me.'

'Don't worry, I still need to visit you another eight times.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

My folks have always been big on safety in numbers.

"That's the best I can do."

"Are you sure you want the treat? My husband says my trick is a real treat."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'As Hallowe'en drew to a close, Mr Johnson at Number 37 came to regret his inability to say no...'

Witches flying south for the winter.

1893: Halloween in Transylvania.

Scary stuff

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Trick or treaters run from Dracula's house

"Trick-or-treat!"

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"Doctor, I can't stop saying 'Spooky' anytime anyone brings up literally anything."

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"

"Like you never made a mistake."

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre