Spooky Season Fan Gifts

When Ghosts Use their Boo Tooths.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"This doesn't feel right..."

Don't laugh it's paid for (bumper sticker)

'Lighten up!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Introvert."

Witchy Cellist

Halloween dentist.

Grim Singer

"Is Halloween near? Mom is buying roast beast and monster cheese!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Redlaw and the Phantom

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Fancy a pint?

"For drinks or dinner?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down