Spooky Fan Gifts

Monster in shape of letter C.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Broomstick crash.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Devi's brew?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

"We should start wearing masks."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Death Beggar

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."