Spooktacular Fan Gifts

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Witchy Cellist

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Introvert."

Grim Singer

Halloween dentist.