Spooktacular Fan Pillows

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Witchy Cellist

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Grim Singer

Halloween dentist.

"Introvert."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'