Spooky Movie Fan Pillows

Morticia ain't having it

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"For drinks or dinner?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'