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White Sale

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"We should start wearing masks."

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Death Beggar

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Tupperware Wolf

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"