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"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Devi's brew?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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"We should start wearing masks."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Monster Self-Help

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"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Death Beggar

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Tupperware Wolf

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'