Spooky Adventure Fan Pillows

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Trick or treat surprise.

Witchy Cellist

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"