Spooky Adventure Fan Pillows

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Witchy Cellist

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!