Spooky Tale Fan Pillows

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"You thought I melted, didn't you Timmy?"

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Young Stephen King