Spooky Tales Admirer Pillows

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghost puddle

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloween Support Group

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Witch Doctor

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Haunted museum

"And that's when they left for vacation!"