Spooky Tales Admirer Pillows

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Haunted museum

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."