Spooky Story Admirer Pillows

Happy New Ear!

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Young Stephen King

Little Nell as comforter

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'