Spooky Stories Aficionado Pillows

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Happy New Ear!

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Transylvanian Snails.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."