Horror Story Admirer Pillows

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'You complete me.'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Back to school: The Horror,

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

The Bride of Frankenstein

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"Trick or treat?"