Horror Story Admirer Gifts

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Stephen King

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'You complete me.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Back to school: The Horror,

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Made with 100% recycled material.

The Horror Film Director.

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.