Ghost Story Admirer Gifts

'Hold on... If you're not dead who's skull is this?'

'Oh, get a life ...'

'It's a special bargain, sir...Oh. Never mind.'

Zombie Pirate

"Look! It's iron man!"

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

Sir Roderick Murgatroyd

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Marley had a little lamb

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghostship

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'