Ghost And Skeleton Admirer Gifts

Ghost and Skeleton Selfie

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Monster Baseball

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"It makes you look old."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Knight walking a dog.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"You dressed!"