Literary Ghost Admirer Gifts

Ghost writers

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Kultural K9's.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Marley had a little lamb

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"You dressed!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."