Ghost Admirer Gifts

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Invisible ink tattoos for ghosts.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Here be dragons.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Snow Devil

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."