Gothic Admirer Gifts

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"God must have been very pleased."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'Fancy a quick pint?'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Quick and the Dead

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"Good thing I'm not vain"

Skeletons on Bridge

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'I do wish you'd let me help.'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

Blood Bank : 'Fill it up!"

'Is that a lovebite?'

Blood Bank - "Got any spare blood?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Hello again kitty.

Trilby - 'The capitalist and the swell'.

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"You dressed!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

BEWARE OF DOG

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."