Gothic Art Admirer Gifts

Vincent Van Goth.

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Woman waiting at "Death Stop" with coffin luggage.

Death in Venice

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Reaper's Arms

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Transylvanian Snails.