Gothic Art Admirer Gifts

Vincent Van Goth.

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Woman waiting at "Death Stop" with coffin luggage.

Death in Venice

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

The Reaper's Arms

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire Bat

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You dressed!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Four Horsemen.