Gothic Lore Admirer Gifts

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Nah, not my type."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

Bram Stoker

"You dressed!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'