Giant Admirer Gifts

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bigfoot"

King Kongs first christmas

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Genie Barbecue.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Some scout he is!'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"Surf's up."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

Giant Ice Skates

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I just always show up to everything!"