Gentle Giant Admirer Gifts

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

King Kongs first christmas

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Giant Ice Skates

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Turn that noise down !

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

Giant bird.

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Big man scared at the dentist's.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."