Gentle Giant Lovers Gifts

'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Monster Clown

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

Big man scared at the dentist's.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Animal tourism.

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

Children are growing taller. . .

'He's really mad now!'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

A giant woman pics up cars

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."