Gentle Giant Lovers Gifts

'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Monster Clown

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Big man scared at the dentist's.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

Animal tourism.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

A giant woman pics up cars

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'He's really mad now!'

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

Giant in need of shoes.

Dentist climbing into a mouth.