Gentle Giant Lover Gifts

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Marry me astronaut

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Monster Clown

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Chalk Bored

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Take another one - I blonked."

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

Animal tourism.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Big man scared at the dentist's.