Gentle Giant Fan Gifts

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

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'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

A little girl and her Saint Bernard