Gentle Giant Gifts

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Big man scared at the dentist's.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

A bulge of bodybuilders

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

Children are growing taller. . .

Giant in need of shoes.