Green Giant Enthusiast Gifts

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Climate Summit

Climate change skeptics.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Green Peace'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Free Range Golfers

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Global warming

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Oil Spill

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Dating in Oz

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Climate Change Rhetoric