Green Giant Enthusiast Gifts

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Climate Summit

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Green Peace'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate change skeptics.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Free Range Golfers

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Oil Spill

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Global warming

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Dating in Oz

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Climate Change Rhetoric