Green Enthusiast Gifts

Dating in Oz

'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Major Ramifications Ahead

'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

At my house I can only use green.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Recycling - Glass Cans Organs.

Fossile fuels

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'So how does it work then?'

'is it 'think globally, act locally' or the other way around?'

'I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally shows on the tele,'

Impressive, who's your spin merchant?

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Is your car journey really necessary?"

'Does anyone have a solution to global warming?'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Way too environmentally friendly'

"Well? I told you this would happen."

"Climate change is natural."

Nature versus commerce.

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

'We've gone 'Ultra Green' and have stopped offering anything for you to carry your groceries in.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Electric car charge point.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Of course I don't want a carrier bag!

A fairly heavy week of junk mail.