Green Enthusiast Gifts

Dating in Oz

'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Major Ramifications Ahead

'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

At my house I can only use green.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Recycling - Glass Cans Organs.

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'So how does it work then?'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Fossile fuels

Nature versus commerce.

"Well? I told you this would happen."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Does anyone have a solution to global warming?'

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

Electric car charge point.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Way too environmentally friendly'

'We've gone 'Ultra Green' and have stopped offering anything for you to carry your groceries in.'

"Is your car journey really necessary?"

'is it 'think globally, act locally' or the other way around?'

"Climate change is natural."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Impressive, who's your spin merchant?

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally shows on the tele,'

Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'