Eco Enthusiast Gifts

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

The oil trap.

Organic Filing

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'He's an incorrigible optimist!'

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

Tree Hugging Workshops.

Ecological balance.

"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"If you don' t like New York Weather, wait twenty years till it's all underwater."

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

It was at that moment that Martin realised that the world was changing.

"I wasn't always a bottled-nosed Dolphin, Kevin."

'It's a hybrid.'

Business revolution begins.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Graphite... For a while now.'

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'

"What about you? Would you rather leave a stump or be mulched and scattered?"

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

God's Subcontractors