Eco-friendly Enthusiast Gifts

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"This company believes in sustainable development. We don't think yours is."

'It's just a paper cut but you can't claim it is work related. You told me you work in a paperless office.'

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

'I can't believe people pay for that...'

'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Our industry is committed to the environment. All of our lobbyists are 100 recycled congressmen.'

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Electricity from wind.

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'

The only thing growing in the US drought is the food prices.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Vendo Tree.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"These electric cars can be expensive."

Brandon didn't talk trash like all the other players.

"Next week we pay the five pence for a bag, ok...?"

"Well if it isn't Mister Greener-Than-Thou, himself!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

If everyone will obey the law, only one mile will need to be cleaned up!: 'Littering next one mile! NO littering next 110 miles.'

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

'First the good news, Hairston, this year our layoff notices are printed on 100% recycled paper.'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'Can you spare some carbon credits?'

saving water

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Save Fuel - Use the Bus.