Eco-friendly Enthusiast Gifts

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

"This company believes in sustainable development. We don't think yours is."

'It's just a paper cut but you can't claim it is work related. You told me you work in a paperless office.'

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

'I can't believe people pay for that...'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Our industry is committed to the environment. All of our lobbyists are 100 recycled congressmen.'

'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

Electricity from wind.

'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

The only thing growing in the US drought is the food prices.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"These electric cars can be expensive."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

Santa Goes Hybrid.

"Next week we pay the five pence for a bag, ok...?"

saving water

"Well if it isn't Mister Greener-Than-Thou, himself!"

Brandon didn't talk trash like all the other players.

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

If everyone will obey the law, only one mile will need to be cleaned up!: 'Littering next one mile! NO littering next 110 miles.'

'First the good news, Hairston, this year our layoff notices are printed on 100% recycled paper.'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Can you spare some carbon credits?'

Future Public Transport.

My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.

Drought