Eco Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

"At what level membership can we put you down for 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer'?"

West Fester's a pretty friendly high school. What's the best way to meet people? For starters, you could come to my eco club meeting. Or�I can point out the cool kids and you can introduce yourself! Clearly no one on this bus. West Fester High School.

I'm worried about our daughter. She looks ok to me! She's suddenly super political. Twig? I keep overhearing her talk about organizing a green party. True that, Momster. It's her Eco Club dance. Maybe you underheard. Sports.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'The meeting was going great till my powertie started emitting greenhouse gases.'

Recycling

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Honest Vending

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."