Eco Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

"At what level membership can we put you down for 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer'?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'The meeting was going great till my powertie started emitting greenhouse gases.'

Recycling

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Sale! Weed Whackers

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Honest Vending

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!