Eco-conscious Enthusiast Pillows

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

Green Coffee

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Saving water

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Australian PM in damage control after fires

Recycling - Bottles, Paper and Food

"I hope those candles are 'energy efficient'."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Of course we are doing our part against global warming. Here we are producing a new line of air conditioners.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

No oysters killed during construction of pearly gates.'

Funny how the greenist gadget in this high-tech office is still the pencil sharpener.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Honest Vending