Eco-consciousness Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm waiting for global warming to get here.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Bee flying to another flower.

God's Subcontractors

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution