Eco-conscious Individual Gifts

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

Environment-friendly packaging

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'At least we don't need any troubleshooting pages!'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Woman with exercise bike

European Gas Crisis

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Water Crisis

The demand for insulation subsidies has risen

"You were a carpenter, right? You've made crucifixes from chopped down trees, right?"

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

Mother nature takes her course.

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

Global Warming.

Garbage is a collector's item.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Man In a desert see a bin with a sign: 'Recycle Your Water Bottles Here!

Is it organic?

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"I don't own a wood stove. I burn oil."

Climate Change

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."