Eco-conscious Believer Gifts

"God! Please, help save the Earth!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

COP26

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'