Eco-conscious Person Gifts

Chicken Little has narrow escape from processing plant,

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

Keystone Finished

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

COP26

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."