Eco-consciousness Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm waiting for global warming to get here.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Noise Pollution

Global Warming Coming Soon!