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Make your own bottled water.

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"On the plus side, there'll be less sewage in the rivers if we can't afford food."

Global warming - Things are going from bad to worse.

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

'Another billion humans by 2020!' 'YIKES!'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

Mega Drought

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'