Eco-conscious Folks T-Shirts

"Aren't you concerned about the environmental impact of expanded offshore drilling..?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

COP26

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'