Eco-conscious Folks Mugs

"Aren't you concerned about the environmental impact of expanded offshore drilling..?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The New Normal

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.