Eco-conscious Friends Mugs

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

Ah, jeez, there I go again – It happens every time I think about the future of the planet.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Tree Funeral

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Deforestation.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Global Warming.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A gap between the solar panels

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.