Eco Friend Mugs

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

God's Subcontractors

Bee flying to another flower.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."