Eco-conscious Friends Gifts

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Tree Funeral

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.