Eco-friendly Pals Gifts

"But is it Organic?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Tree Funeral

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Global Warming.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Deforestation.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

SOS of Garbage

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'