Eco-friendly Pal Gifts

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Tree Funeral

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Deforestation.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Global Warming.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"It's not easy being green…"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."