Eco-friendly Gifts

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

Packaging

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The plastic straw-extended version

Food waste with recycling symbol

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Ladies of Kew strongly discouraged the use of plastic bags.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Eliminating gas spending.

Capitalism and global warming

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Touring Cyclist