Being Eco-friendly Gifts

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

Eco-Friendliness Rebuffed

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

"Steamed vegetables."

Global Warmer 2000.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'