Being Eco-friendly Gifts

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

Eco-Friendliness Rebuffed

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

100% carbon neutral

"Steamed vegetables."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Touring Cyclist

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.